A Fun Thanksgiving Page

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I’ve been writing some pretty harsh stuff lately, and I wanted to send out a fun page for Thanksgiving. Soooo, here you are! Enjoy!

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Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!

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When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

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Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

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Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too.

Sincerely, women. What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

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Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Shirley

 

last snoopy and charlie ls

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