A Fun Thanksgiving Page

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I’ve been writing some pretty harsh stuff lately, and I wanted to send out a fun page for Thanksgiving. Soooo, here you are! Enjoy!

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Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!

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When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

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Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

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Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too.

Sincerely, women. What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

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Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Shirley

 

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24 thoughts on “A Fun Thanksgiving Page

      1. Oh we don’t have Thanksgiving here in Ireland boo-hoo I wish we did 🙂 I love Thanksgiving I’ve been to the States when Thanksgiving was happening and it was amazing

    1. I write some pretty serious stuff on my blog, I like to try to give everyone some slack once in awhile. LOL I love turkey jokes, even if they are corny! LOL You have a wonderful week! Shirley

      1. I like your blog too! I went there and tried to follow, but it wouldn’t accept my email address. I’ll have to go there often to check on your work. Thanks so much for reading my blog. It means a lot! Shirley

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